Athletic Aesthetic

Sports 2009: Just the Updates

recapping a year of Chippewa Valley sports through the glorious Facebook status update

Luc Anthony |

2009 ended weeks ago, yet you may have found yourself needing one more yearly sports recap, one more way to encapsulate the athletic happenings of the previous year. You wanted the Athletic Aesthetic Facebook Live Feed Year In Review, and now you have it.

If you are unfamiliar with the concept, imagine if you had been Facebook friends with significant regional figures in sports, and how they would have posted the notable athletic occasions of the year on their Facebook pages. What would their status updates have been, what groups would they join, who would write on who’s Wall? This column goes some ways towards answering those questions.

As much as sports have changed over the last year, so has Facebook. The Live Feed went way, then came back. Since the Live Feed is more awesome to follow than the News Feed, we’ll spotlight the former. And the best part of this column? No Farmville updates.

Without any further ado, let’s get 2009 wrapped-up once and for all. Imagine you’ve just logged-in to Facebook …

January 4: Darrell Bevell needs to keep working on Tavaris.

January 15: The Minnesota Golden Gophers Men’s Basketball Team forgot what it’s like to win in Wisconsin.

February 11: Brett Favre > The New York Jets: Well, I guess I’m done.

March 11: North Huskies Boys Basketball is on ESPN ... thank you, Andy Kleist

March 20: Trevon Hughes was tagged in an album. “March Madness Memories ‘09”

April 8: Pat Hammond, Dan Sippel, and Steve Smith joined the group Eau Claire-Area Basketball Coach Alumni. (18 members)

May 26: Joe Mauer If I keep hitting homers like this, maybe I should miss the first month more often.

June 18: Kole Calhoun was tagged in an album. “College World Series Highlights”

June 25: The Milwaukee Bucks are wondering if our draft pick is in the building?

June 28: The Eau Claire Express We’re going to the playoffs!


July 7: The Minnesota Timberwolves are awaiting friend confirmation from Ricky Rubio.

July 16: Tyler Bremer joined the group I pitched a Northwoods no-no. (11 members)

July 25: The Chippewa Valley Predators are attending the event “Elite Bowl II.”

July 28: Brad Childress > Zygi Wilf: He said no. Give it a few weeks. And don’t tell T-Jack or Sage I said that.

July 29: Tavaris Jackson > Sage Rosenfels: So, I guess one of us gonna start for the Vikings?

August 1: Charles Woodson is now friends with Clay Matthews.

August 12: J.J. Hardy isn’t feeling loved.

August 18: Brett Favre can’t hold back ...

August 18: Brad Childress is on his way to pick someone up from the airport. (sent via Facebook Mobile)

August 18: Brett Favre is in a relationship with The Minnesota Vikings.

September 2: Aaron Rodgers commented on his link: “Hardest, Riskiest, Toughest, Greatest Job In Sports” (Sports Illustrated): “I’m one of the 5 elite QBs.” (Ted Thompson likes this)

October 3: The Wisconsin Badger Football Team likes winning the Paul Bunyan Axe outdoors in Minnesota just as much as indoors.

October 5: Jared Allen > Aaron Rodgers: How many times did I sack you? I lost count.

October 5: Luc Anthony and 153 of your friends joined the group “I watched Favrageddon I.” (21,800,000 members)

October 6: The Minnesota Twins joined the group “Game 163 winners.” (9 members)

October 11: The Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome says so long, Twins, and wonders why its field is named after a mall.

October 21: Mark Tauscher and Ahman Green are now friends with The Green Bay Packers.

November 1: Brett Favre is content.

November 1: Ted Thompson is.

November 8: The Green Bay Packers didn’t expect to be the first to lose to the ’76 Bucs.

November 14: Brandon Jennings joined the group “I scored 55+ in the NBA.” (45 members)

December 2: The Wisconsin Badgers Men’s Basketball Team beat Duke, baby. It was awesome, baby.

December 29: Bret Beilema is thinking about getting that new Madison house after all.